Maine lighthouse proved to be no match for man dancing in the buff who was armed with a golf club

A historic lighthouse on a small rocky island off the coast of York, Maine, was minding its own business last week, as lighthouses tend to do, when it was attacked by a naked dancing man armed with a golf club.

Why was he naked? What was the purpose of the dancing? And what did the lighthouse do to him to prompt an attack with a golf club?

If I was a betting man, I'd say we're never going to know the answers to those questions. The York Police Department hasn’t made the man's identity public, reports the Bangor Daily News.