OPINION - I would rather be ‘Europoor’ in London than live in America

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Americans are apparently congregating in internet forums across the globe to slander our lifestyles and livelihoods. In the illustrious online networks of Grok, X and Reddit, they’re whispering about us behind our backs. “They’re Europoor,” they hiss, giggling with glee while cradling their shotguns.