Nicolas Cage's next movie is a blatant Five Nights at Freddy's ripoff

An official Five Nights at Freddy's film was announced all the way back in 2015, but it hasn't made much progress yet. In 2018, FNAF creator Scott Cawthon said that finding a good screenplay had been a "a real challenge." In fact, he'd completed a script for the project, but then decided he didn't like it, so he scrapped it and started over. In November 2020, however, he said he'd finally come up with something he liked, and that filming would commence in spring 2021.

But while Cawthon was being meticulous about getting it right...