Woman sues Las Vegas bar claiming she was injured on 'World Famous Gyrating Johnson Mechanical Member Bull'

An Illinois woman is suing a Las Vegas bar claiming that she was hurt during a ride on its "World Famous Gyrating Johnson Mechanical Member Bull ride." If it seems like an unnecessary use of words to you, that's because it is.

This "Gyrating Johnson" is nothing more than a mechanical penis that people attempt to ride. The woman, Amber Zabran, is suing for damages, reports 8 News Now, after she was thrown from Johnson during an attempt to ride it.

Her complaint, filed in Clark County District Court last week...