Olivia Dunne pours beers like a patriot while her LSU tigers run up the score, Gator Bait & Lane's subtle shot

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"The Week 1 college football schedule stinks, the NCAA needs to try a little harder next time!"

Idiot. Goodness, I was an IDIOT Friday. That was my big gripe going into this glorious first weekend of college football.

The schedule wasn't great. On paper, it wasn't.

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