Police seize cocaine bricks with stickers of Norwegian soccer star Erling Haaland all over them

Norwegian soccer star Erling Haaland was already a big star, seeing as he plays for Manchester City in the Premier League, but his profile rose even more thanks to a strong World Cup showing and the way he embraced American culture.

You'd think that would be enough to say, "Yeah, this dude has made it," but I think a more recent incident is proof that he has "made it."

Is anyone really a global superstar until their face winds up plastered all over a seized shipment of cocaine somewhere in South America?