LEE CARTER: Election shocker: The winners had a slogan; the losers just had résumés

Tuesday night, the left won. The right won. The establishment won. The insurgents won.

In other words, nobody won.

Except for the message.

100 DAYS UNTIL MIDTERMS AND DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A MESSAGE

The political class will now perform its traditional postmortem: Find the result it agrees with and declare a sweeping ideological mandate.

But voters delivered a simpler verdict: Tell me what you are going to do for me, and please do it before I lose interest.