Cowboys Cheerleaders fluff their pompoms, Simone Biles stuffs a troll in a locker & Tartan Army hits Miami

Well, would you look at that. It's Tuesday again. As I write this, I'm kicked back at BNA — one of the finest airports in the country — waiting to board my flight to... New York City.

A bumpkin like you in NYC, you say? You bet your biscuits, kiddos.

New York. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. The place where Carrie Bradshaw supported her lavish Manhattan lifestyle and extensive designer shoe collection simply by writing exactly one column per week. Good gig if you can get it.