Man arrested in the early morning hours for going pants down and 'chimichanga out' near Florida Taco Bell

Going pants down, "chimichanga out" outside of a Taco Bell isn’t the sort of early morning antics that nine times out of 10 employees of the fast-food restaurant are going to find amusing. That doesn’t even take into account a possible strategy for making such an attempt.

Why would you ALLEGEDLY expose yourself near the side door of a Florida Taco Bell around 1 a.m. on a Thursday morning? And why would you do so when you’re in possession of a pet fish? If you’re not worried about yourself...