Brewers pitcher Abner Uribe gets a one-game suspension for crotch-chopping celebration

The Milwaukee Brewers will be without pitcher Abner Uribe for one game after he was suspended for breaking one of baseball's biggest unwritten rules:

Never direct a Kenny Powers/D-Generation X crotch chop at the opposing dugout.

...No, not even if it was very funny.

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Uribe hit the iconic celebration this weekend after an inning-ending strikeout against the St. Louis Cardinals.

Maybe a bit...