Five artists President Donald Trump should call to perform at Freedom 250 concert this summer

With the news that musical acts like Marina McBride and Bret Michaels have pulled out of performing at the Freedom 250 concert this summer, the White House is likely scrambling to find artists to fill the void.

I mean, seriously, how could you ever replace a guy who had three seasons of "Rock of Love" air on VH1?

Fear not, everyone, for I have procured a list of five ready-made, blockbuster acts who would not only be happy to oblige to Donald Trump's requests to rock the nation for its 250th birthday...