Brutal fantasy football punishment sends lone astronaut to Kauffman Stadium nosebleeds for Royals game

Don’t look now, but the Boston Red Sox have won two games in a row. That’s right. Two games in a row! 

Stop the presses. Alert the media. Send smoke from the Vatican. The Red Sox are one win away from something called a "winning streak," which I’m not sure they’ve been on yet this season. 

And while that’s all well and good, I’m not here to talk about that. Instead, I’d like to dive into what took place during Tuesday night’s Red Sox-Royals game in Kansas City. It had nothing to do with what happened on the field.