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It's Tuesday, and doesn't it feels like Tuesday, which means it's time for an almost-mid-week edition of Nightcaps.

I'm going to be real with you: I feel like this week is going to drag along in a big way.

That's because this weekend is the unofficial start of summer with the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday and Memorial Day on Monday.

By the way, can we just all agree that Memorial Day — the unofficial start of summer — should just be made the official start of summer?

I understand...