Ranking the ten best Billy Joel songs of all time in honor of The Piano Man's 77th birthday

Today is my son's second birthday, which is pretty cool. But, more importantly, it is also The Piano Man himself, Billy Joel's 77th birthday (that was a joke, honey).

In all seriousness, I want to wish a happy birthday to Mr. William Martin Joel, whose entire catalog has provided me the soundtrack to many a nighttime drive and mediocre spaghetti meal cooked in the comfort of my own kitchen.

It's such an impressive catalog, in fact, that I decided to rank the 10 best songs the man has ever written.