ARLINGTON, Texas — You didn’t really think he was going to do it, did you?
Most of you out there who were rooting for Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul on Friday night in the boxing match of this weird, substance-free decade we’re living in were probably doing so for one of two reasons.
The first is that you find Paul obnoxious and wanted to see Tyson inflict pain on the YouTube star, which is a perfectly reasonable conclusion.
The second is that a part of you, like me, always...