My private data’s probably out there, but I’m not worried about it

I am an entirely unremarkable person.

That’s not to say I don’t have my moments — you should see me with a plate of chicken wings — but in the vast sea that is the internet, I’m, at best, a bit player. I’m not a Public Figure. My biggest online presence has only a few thousand followers on a platform on its last legs.

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