We operate under certain universal truths in this plane of existence. For example, ice cream is always best when it is straight out of the carton; nothing good happens when you text someone after 2 a.m. or a colony of rats secretly runs the NYC train system. One edict, however, rules above them all: no matter how much you plan or how much money you have, moving is always an abjectly miserable experience that is guaranteed to make you question your sanity. You can start as well-intentioned as possible...