Newsletter: RFK Jr. has literal brain worms

Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to today's edition of web_crawlr. 

Today's top stories are about: the news that a worm ate some of RFK Jr.'s brain (seriously!), a man on TikTok who claims to have found a time portal in his shed, Tesla's self-driving feature having a mind of its own, and the evidence supporting restaurant servers' rather unsettling "pigtail theory."

After that, the Trending team shares their pick for the "Main Character of the Week." 

It’s Friday...