There is a certain kind of Bravo fan I cannot stand: the kind who sees the first trailer for a new season of Housewives and posts on Elon Musk’s social media on Al Gore’s internet, “Ugh, they got nothing. FLOP!” It’s like this person wants to seem smarter and cooler than all the other fans by being the first to declare that something is over before it has even started. That’s why a few weeks back, when my editors here at Daddy Moneybags Vulture III’s website asked...