WFB EXCLUSIVE: We Finally Found a 'Free Palestine' Protester Who Is Actually Kind of Hot

Like most Americans, we watched in horror in the past several weeks as student protesters set up camp at universities across the country and called for the elimination of Israel. The ensuing chaos on campus raised a number of troubling questions about the health of our "elite" institutions, such as

• What is wrong with these people?
• Why haven't they been expelled?
• Why are they all so ugly?

The Washington Free Beacon spent days analyzing news coverage, social media posts...