Below Deck Recap: For the ’Gram

We have reached the 13th episode of Below Deck this season, and while it may just be a numerical coincidence, it’s quite the unlucky one for romantic relationships. The show starts with Kyle and Barbie in bed. It’s a new day, but she’s hung up on last night’s fear that her dad is gonna kill her for sleeping with someone on TV. Kyle, ever the voice of reason, says, “No, he’s not. You’re twenty-fucking-eight years old.” He’s happy his persistence has paid off and blissfully unaware of the downward spiral to come.