The White Sox are YOUR problem now

What will you do to fix this team?

Let’s live in a fantasy world for a bit.

First off, Chris Getz has been ousted due to being terrible. While doing a quick-to-nonexistent search, Human Resources descended upon the ballpark to fill the spot. Someone taps you on the shoulder after seeing the way you managed to carry a beer, nachos, and a churro without dropping anything. The HR manager says to you, “Congrats!...