Britain’s trains are global embarrassment…the only way Keir will fix mess is by getting tough on union Fat Controllers

I SUPPORT Manchester United and it’s a painful experience.

Not just because they’ve been pretty crap this season but because — and I’ll do the gag before you do — like all true fans of the club, I live in the South.

Can Keir Starmer and Labour fix Britain’s broken railways? PASadiq Khan magically found £30million of public cash to accede toTfL’s pay demands[/caption]

And that means relying on the p**s poor Avanti trains to get me and my lad to Old Trafford.

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