Surprise, surprise, after the big exposé in the Miami Herald, Perry’s real-estate deal came toppling down like one of his shoddily built condos. Not only that, but the Feds have taken him away, and next on their list is Douglas, who admittedly greased a few palms himself. And on top of all that, somebody is dead. Skeet Rollins is now fist-bumping the big hand in the sky, so naturally Palm Beach’s big social function this week is his funeral — and even more importantly, his will-reading.