The NBA Playoffs Are Going to Be So Much Fun

All-Star Games serve many purposes: rest for weary players, a central location for everyone involved with a league to gather in one place over a long weekend, the opportunity to try to find a nightclub, any nightclub, in Indianapolis or Salt Lake City. But the primary directive of these games is to cast pro-sports leagues and their biggest stars in the absolute best light.

Which is why it was absolutely hilarious when NBA commissioner Adam Silver...