I put my faith in the Chicago Bears last week. And like so many Bears fans, this faith was rewarded with pain.
Tyrique Stevenson’s inability to pay attention for a full hour of game time blew up what could have been an otherwise rosy week, leaving me vulnerable to a surge from our resident NFL expert, the Rhode Island Scumbag. Surge he did, finally crossing over into the realm of profitability thanks to his instinct to fade the Baltimore Ravens’ defense and the Carolina Panthers at large.