Beverage of the Week: Strange Water tastes like I always wanted coconut water to taste

Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage (or food) that pairs well with sports. Yes, even cookie dough whiskey.

I was kinda bummed out by coconut water the first time I tried it. It didn’t taste like coconut in any way I’d known it; it just tasted like water that was harder to drink.

Still, I trudged through cartons of Vita Coco (and others) for nutrients and, in the spirit of honestly...