A Day in the Life of Mr. and Mrs. McMaga

By Sharon Synowsky

Pa and Ma wake up to their alarm. Now that their area has WiFi, they retired the wind-up alarm clock and finally got cellular phones and a home computer. Mr. McMaga uses the WiFi to log onto his newly gotten Truth Social account. Finally getting WiFi has opened up the world to them from home instead of having to go to the damn Commie library! Hell, Pa can now watch Fox News on his phone AND computer. He’s tempted to get rid of the damn Commie-owned, overpriced cable.