YouTuber hero-scientist reveals the hidden lie at Morrowind's heart: Its rivers aren't rivers at all

I have, in my career at this illustrious publication, covered my love for Morrowind exhaustively and exhaustingly. It's simply the best one. The best game in Bethesda's catalogue and, perhaps, the best videogame. Ever.

Or it was.

A damning investigation from an excellent YouTuber named Any Austin has shed light on a secret sickness at Morrowind's heart: The game's rivers are a lie. They're actually sloughs. Kind of. Except they're not. Look, the important thing is that Todd Howard has pulled the wool over our eyes yet again.