Portrait of King Charles as rizzed-up final boss instantly modded into Dishonored

Like all Brits I wake up every day and give thanks for our monarchy, before making a cup of tea, nodding at my shrine to Princess Diana, and applying some Duchy-branded resin to the old upper lip. When my day is done the last act is to listen to the shipping forecast, awaiting the glorious moment when "God save the King" lulls me to sleep, perchance to dream of this sceptred isle.

Anyway: last year saw the coronation of the UK's current monarch, King Charles III (for it is he). One of the...