Pizza plummeted on the list of Americans’ favorite take-out options as they opt for more nutrient-dense slop bowls from Uber Eats

We can now confirm that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren’t real, because they would never let this happen. Pizzerias are losing ground in fast-food and fast-casual dining as Americans pull back on tomato pies, the Wall Street Journal reported this weekend.

Sales growth at pizza chains has been relatively flat since 2023, falling behind the wider fast-food market, according to the research firm Technomic. Mamma mia…

• Pizzerias went from being the second-most popular...