Black Ops 7's April Fools' joke is very much real: the smallest Call of Duty map in history

The only way to make a decent April Fools' joke these days is pretend you're making something totally ridiculous and then actually make that thing. That's the route Treyarch took with its seasonal goof in Black Ops 7, which it unveiled today with an X post depicting a map no larger than a single room.

"Let's get ready to start the day!" the Treyarch account tweeted. At first I took this as a playful jab at Call of Duty's love for tiny, grind-friendly maps, but I figured it'd be prudent to boot up Black Ops 7 just in case.