Reigns: The Witcher review

Need to know

What is it? A randomized choose-your-own-Geralt adventure.
Release date: February 25, 2026
Expect to pay: $6 / £5
Developer: Nerial
Publisher: Devolver Digital
Reviewed on: Windows 11, Intel Core i9, 32GB RAM, Nvidia RTX 4060
Multiplayer? No
Steam Deck: Verified
Link: Official site

Dandelion sure does spend a lot of time imagining colorful new ways for Geralt to die. He also seems to know a lot of details about Geralt's sex life? Let me back up and explain what's going on here.