Last year I predicted all three of Valve's announcements so now I reckon I have the ability to speak these 2026 prophecies into reality

Long ago, it was foretold that there would arrive a special person of average height, muddy blonde hair, and absent-minded character, who would prophesy the coming of the most glorious PC gaming technology. Far and wide would he proclaim what is to come in the PC gaming hardware industry.

That's me. I'm that special person. Don't believe me? Let me give you the evidence. Last year, I made my 2025 hardware wishlist, and I absolutely nailed it when it came to Valve's products. Three in a row, literally.