Wait, there was a new live-action Witcher movie? Starring Dolph Lundgren? On Netflix? In October?

I'm not a big Witcher fan but I am a big movie and TV fan, so I try to keep up to date on all the videogame-related films and TV shows. Several times a week, if not every single day, I scan the news, press releases, and entertainment sites for any info about new game-related adaptations.

So how the heck did I miss that there was a whole new live action Witcher movie. On Netflix. Starring Dolph Lundgren. And it came out in October of this year. It wasn't just me: a bunch of us at PC Gamer...