Despite the irrefutable fact that nearly every parent is going to be dragged to see it by their hyperactive spawn, filling up Warner Bros' coffers until they overflow, A Minecraft Movie looks… not quite right. And not just because Jason Momoa looks like he's coming down from a week-long bender where he robbed Dora the Explorer.
Like, sure, it's obviously Minecraft. The trailer's got creepers, blocky critters and cubes everywhere—all the things you'd expect from the game. But it looks more...