Today, dear reader, I found out about the accursed Nail Beast. This unassuming creature from Old School RuneScape isn't much to write home about on paper. It's a level 69 (nice), 98, or 141 critter found in the Temple Trekking minigame, and it looks like something between a mole and a panther. They're kind of cute, in a doofy, feline-looking way.
(Image credit: Jagex / The Old School RuneScape Wiki.)They're also goddamn loud. For some inexplicable reason, the Nail Beast has a disproportionately...