I tried to stop my peasants from starving in Norland, but their lords only care about sex and holy rings

"Oh thank God, they're having sex," I sighed as my King and his wife, Harold and Carol, finally got down to business. This, I admit, is not a typical reaction to seeing two people express their affection for one another. But Harold and Carol's unconsummated love life has been threatening the stability of my entire Kingdom. It's nothing to do with heirs, although one of those wouldn't go amiss either. Harold, you see, is a deeply monogamous soul, but lately he's been too preoccupied with his royal duties to see to his marital ones.