Dawntrail's opening hour made my heart so full, which is almost enough to distract me from these mysterious gimp suits

As you're probably figuring out by the fact that I wrote this piece today, I did not get to book a day off to enjoy Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail's main story quest. I did, however, get to play it over my lunch break—and its opening hour has made my heart full in a lovely, warm, fuzzy way.

Which makes me all the more worried about why the crafted level 96 gear is a set of BDSM gimp outfits that'd make the Cenobites blush.

Now, we've had a look at these sets from previous live letters...