Life is Strange: Reunion does its best to give Max and Chloe fans what they want at the expense of almost every other character in the game

We will never get a game quite like 2015's Life is Strange ever again. Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah? Go fuck yourselfie? I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I was eating… those BEANS!? Iconic. Equally as cringe a decade ago as they are now, but it just worked. A small, relatively unknown French studio doing its best to hella capture the essence of American high school life.

At the core of it all was the game's two main characters: Max Caulfield and Chloe Price. Specifically...