I've only had my cyberpunk ripperdoc license for a week and the mob are already coming after me because I spent all my money upgrading my friend's robotic arms

I've always been a fan of the idea of Cyberpunk 2077's ripperdocs and their many counterparts across fictional cyberpunk dystopias. It's a lovely bit of backwards-working worldbuilding: you want every thug and gangster on the street to have a metal limb and robot eyes because it looks rad, but how do you explain where they're getting it all? Back alley black market cybernetics doctors performing elaborate surgeries on the cheap, of course!

I was delighted, then, when I saw that upcoming...