Legacy of Kain: Ascendance review

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What is it?: A short sidescroller full of vampires and disappointment.
Expect to pay: $20/£16
Developer: Bit Bot Media
Publisher: Crystal Dynamics
Reviewed on: RTX 4090, Intel i9-13900k, 32GB RAM
Multiplayer?: No
Steam Deck: Verified
Link: Official site

Legacy of Kain is the kind of series where everyone needs to take a big hit of the bong before it can be unpacked. Time travel, alternate realities, paradoxes, a big magical sword, vampires and elder gods—it's a wonderful...