Turns out running a profitable zoo is super easy unless you keep blowing those profits on dozens of chickens

AI is coming to take my job, so I'd better start looking for a new one. Luckily, there are a ton of job simulators on Steam, and I'm going to play as many as I can until I find my next career. This week's job: Zoo Life Simulator, an early access game about managing a zoo.

I'm not sure who put me in charge of a zoo so massive I need to ride a horse just to get across it and yet only gave me a budget of $1,200 to spend on animals to fill it—but that's the situation I find myself in on my first day of work in Zoo Life Simulator.