Thanks to Mewgenics' cruel sidequest items, I've accidentally created the conditions for the most cursed run ever

I somehow have ninety hours in Mewgenics, a game that I’m pretty sure only came out a few hours ago. I love spending my every waking moment discovering just how deep this turn-based tactics game is, all while ignoring requests to play from my actual IRL cats. Sorry Cordelia and Drusilla, but until either of you can provide a decent tank build, well, frankly, you’re lucky I’m still feeding you.

One of the things I love about the game is how it handles side quests. Occasionally the neighborhood's...