How to get past the security guard in High on Life 2

Puzzling out how to get past the security guard in High on Life 2 is really your first introduction to how the game handles consequences, which is to say: it doesn't. Still, you might feel a little tug at your heartstrings when the security guard blocking your path explains it's his last day before retirement and that he can't let you through because he takes his job seriously.

Of course, you can straight up murder him, but I imagine if you're here, you likely want to know the trick for...