Epic says I can change baby, I promise, as it returns for its now-annual tradition of admitting its launcher 'sucks'

If you're anything like me, your Epic Games Store account is a kind of Library of Alexandria of free-but-unplayed games. Every so often you open the site, add whatever the current free game is to your collection, then never, ever, ever play them. Perhaps some day a long winter will come, and we'll all sit down and chew through our collections like they're so many acorns in our cheeks.

For now, though: the Epic launcher is bad. It's just not a good launcher—it's slow, bloated, and continually forgets who you are.