I turned a human-hating mecha-hamster into the ultimate weapon of mass destruction who loves a pre-annihilation scritch

We all loved Vampire Survivors, sure. But you know what that game was missing? An adorable little Tamagotchi fella who you could feed and fuss over ahead of every level, before grabbing it like the fat little rodent it is and unleashing it as a weapon of mass destruction.

Mochi-O's demo is criminally short—clocking in at just 20 minutes and two levels—but I didn't need much time to fall in love with this weird little game's titular human-hating mecha-hamster. How do I know this lil' guy hates humans?