After 2 hours playing this Spore-inspired roguelike, I've evolved into the best possible animal: a giant cow that grows apples on its bottom

What I have learned after two hours playing an early build of Everything is Crab is that you're all very lucky that the path of evolution is directed by the whims of genetic drift and natural selection rather than by me, a guy who thinks the peak of survival is standing in a field growing apples on your own backside.

This fascinating action roguelike feels like a modern spin-off of 2008 god game Spore. Starting as a cute little blob creature, your goal is to survive in an increasingly dangerous ecosystem.