I embarked on a mission to answer the most important question in PC gaming: How tall is Garrett from Thief?

One thing I've learned in journalism is that the stupidest questions can lead to the most fascinating answers, if only because nobody else would be such a colossal dumbass to consider asking them. This proved true recently as I sought an answer to an extremely silly question: How tall is Garrett, the protagonist of the Thief series of stealth games?

Why did I want to answer this question? The truth is it's been bugging me for years, ever since I read online that Garrett is canonically six feet tall.