OLED burn-in anxiety will ruin my sanity long before it ruins my monitor

After a year of agonizing over passing sales and jealous gazes at better setups, I finally did it. I bought a fancy OLED of my own, and I love it. Specifically, I went with the 34-inch Alienware QD-OLED (AW3423DWF). It's certainly bigger and more than I need (you can find it for $650 on Amazon right now), but the slightly glossy display and color contrast look great. I'm also quite fond of the—oh my god, there goes the pixel refresh warning again.

Right, so I'm fond of the low-effort way...